The Gospels (5)

When Walter stepped down from the train in New York City he put down the suit cases, looked up at the tall buildings and thought… there was just something about them that made them seem alive like they had souls and were breathing, living things. Walter thought I hope to one day be right up…

The Gospels (4)

Life pretty much returned to normal in the little neighborhood. Walter had returned to his normal routine work and home. Only the sign and the automobile were stark reminders that things were not quite right at Walters house. The next big surprise came from a man down at the factory who was a clerk in…

The Gospels (3)

In the evenings after work Walter set about assembling the automobile. He was very meticulous in his note taking as he would hold each piece up for a close inspection before assembling it and take notes on his observations. Some times he would stop and draw a picture of the part. By Saturday evening Walter…

Bill

Big House Crooks Constitutional Amendment Public Crook Membership BH-BILL-#BHTWH-2020-ACT  We the crooks in order to form a more perfect union for mentally ill residents, hereinafter and at all times refrenced herein in this constitution as such, (Crooks) here in the Big House as constitutional rights advocates do hereby declare, depose, swear to, pledge and give our alliance to the…

The Gospels (2)

The shiny, new, black automobile sitting in the middle of Walter P.’s front yard was the talk of the little neighborhood. It was just there one morning, no one had heard it come in. The gossip was buzzing… Walter had squandered his life savings on this now cold, shiny, black unnecessary luxury item of the…

Aubrey’s enchiladas

Iff’n yall ain’t got them Crookbook hats on get em on cuz today is Columbust Day an we gonna make us sum of them ” Ain’t Che Ladas” (that is French for the whole thing) I think…. any way they is Lip Smackin’ Great!!!! You gonna need sum stuff: Bout 4 of them flour tortillasand…

The Gospels (1)

It has been brought to my attention that my writing in what has become known as “The Gospels” is thin and shrill and not interesting without personal experience. That I have the words, music and moves down but no testing no failing with which to give them substance. I was once told by this Beautiful…

Jack Mack Taco Grandees

These may not be as good as Momma makes but they’re a really great SUBSTITUTE!!! Folks today you gonna need: 4 of them flour tortillasbout 4 packages of Jack Mackerels2 of them chicken ramen noodlesbout 3 big spoons of jalapenos or chop/dice up sum dill pickles1 medium sack of pork skins (crushed) ahhh after you…

Christmas In The Big House For The Last Time

Written Christmas 2018 It’s Christmas Eve Night here in the Big House. I am sitting here pondering my release next year. All my life I have lived on the outside of that circle that society has defined as theirs. Me not being worthy of admittance inside like so many left behind by Americans, because of…

We The Crooks

Mythbusters Proudly Presents: “We The Crooks”. We Can’t Recover or Overcome Oppression Keeping Silent! We the Crooks: First and Foremost we crooks are people. Not perfect people, just people. We’re PhD’s* who have not the sufficient capital to form corporations, at the present moment. We have a keen sense of injustice and a working knowledge…

Professor of Audacity

Sometime around 11.10.19 From the Big Houses very own resident Philosopher Dr. Emmit P. Crook, Professor of Audacity How is your thought life? Or have you really given it any (thought) lately? Well relax I will show you just what you have been thinking…. It is evident that what you see is just what you…

AEHD

Breaking News from here deep in the bowels of the Big House. Dr. Crook has just returned from the Laboratory with yet another Earth Shattering medical discoverie. Great News Folks!!! Yes the good Doctor can now offer hope to those who suffer from a chronic condition known by the medical profession as “AEHD”. This recent…