Just as we promised we are cranking out the best cooking directions in the Big House. The Card board computer is wide open ( ah we are getting the bugs out at the moment) This is fresh off the press. I know you cant wait to get to cookin’ so put on them Crookbook hats…

Iff’n yall ain’t got them Crookbook hats on get em on cuz today is Columbust Day an we gonna make us sum of them ” Ain’t Che Ladas” (that is French for the whole thing) I think…. any way they is Lip Smackin’ Great!!!! You gonna need sum stuff: Bout 4 of them flour tortillasand…

These may not be as good as Momma makes but they’re a really great SUBSTITUTE!!! Folks today you gonna need: 4 of them flour tortillasbout 4 packages of Jack Mackerels2 of them chicken ramen noodlesbout 3 big spoons of jalapenos or chop/dice up sum dill pickles1 medium sack of pork skins (crushed) ahhh after you…

Captain Crooks Famous “Kracklin’ Kracker Bark” Today we gonna make us sum ah that “Kracklin Kracker Bark” from scratch an’ you gonna need : 1 spoon instant koffee (Keefee brand)3 spoons of surp (pilfered from the chow hall)6 spoons of honey1/2 cup (medium coffee cup) peanut butter2 cups of shredded wheat (in a pinch Bran…

The Dumbfounded & Aghast Series, Vol. I, No. 5.

Another delicious prison recipe.